Take this job...

[hemingray]

...and get a beer on the way out.

http://travel.usatoday.com/flights/post ... c/104792/1

[Ken]

I'm surprised something like this hasn't happened sooner. The level of non compliance by passengers is nearly limitless. They carry on too much stuff, they get up when the light is on, they text while taxing, they get up before it arrives at the gate....it's insane really. I've seen attendants ask the guy 6-7 times to turn off his cell phone and stop texting. THEN the guy puts the phone "away" until they belted up....then he got a few more texts in, while we were getting ready to take off.

I've had people push me out of the way to exit the plane before me....and then yell at me, for being "Stupid".

The people WEAR ME OUT....and I don't have even have to deal with them like attendants do.